Andrew
Eddy
I'm going to interview you
Eddy
nice
Andrew
what is Almost Island about?
Eddy
About a little island in france thats not quite an island cos its still a little stuck to the land
Andrew
what does this place mean to you?
Eddy
i used to swim there and jump off rocks, eat melon and listen to 80s hardcore on the beach
Andrew
who are your favourite hardcore band?
Eddy
oh man. oh man.
tough
tough
Andrew
you can have time
Eddy
come back to that one
too tough
can i interview you at the same time?
Andrew
I think that the new song would work well in a Lilt advert. I am well aware Lilt is not African. Do you agree though?
Eddy
oh yeah, i think it would also work well as a beer ad - but one with safe drinking morals you know? like "enjoy bud light, but enjoy it responsibly - have a rad barbecue"
Whos your favourite 80s hardcore band?
Andrew
either Die Kreuzen or Necros
but then that is dumb
Eddy
why?
Andrew
because Black Flag are my favourite band
I guess I often discount them when asked that question
Eddy
whats your favourite material, plaid or denim?
Andrew
hmmm, tougggggggh, plaid probably
but god dammit, what would I do without denim
anyway, this is about Fair Ohs
are all your new songs so happy?
it made me feel fuzzy
Eddy
you couldnt have plaid trousers
i mean you could have plaid trousers, but youd look like a douche
would you wear plaid trousers andy?
Andrew
no way
tell us something we should know about Fair Ohs
Eddy
we should all know that matt and joe are my spirit guides, they guide me through my desert spirit journeys like a little tortoise and a coyote filled with love.
Andrew
jeez, whatever.
Eddy
its true
you can be one of my spirit guides too
you can be the weasel
if you had spirit guides, what animals would they be?
Andrew
a moose
Eddy
who would win in a fight between the girlfriends of all the members of your band?
Andrew
well, the girlfriends of all the members of our band are essentially La La Vasquez but minus Rachael and plus Sophie "sausage man" Alda
I think that Merida is the tallest, Freya is the meanest but Sophie is the heaviest so she'd win
(she isn't really, she's tiny but she gets called a sausage a lot)
Eddy
how many of those girls could beat YOU in a fight?
Andrew
NONE
least favourite band at the moment?
Eddy
me?
Andrew
yeah
YOU
Eddy
oh oh
Teeth!!! cos gay simon keeps sending me abusive emails. if he does it again im gonna cut off his labia and fry them like little vagina schnitzels
Andrew
haha, oh wow.
Eddy
yeah, ill hurt him
i think i may have swine flu, how would you comfort me if you were one of my designated "flu friends"?
Andrew
well, I wouldn't leave you alone to go off to a BBQ and a club like a certain girlfriend of someone's did when he had a FEVER AND A HEADACHE AND SWINE FLU this very weekend (I'm better now thanks)
instead I'd bring over my Street Sharks VHS', a bag of Jolly Ranchers and a cookie dough milkshake and massage your body, wet with cold icky sweat
Eddy
youre the best
whats your favourite string on your guitar?
Andrew
I don't know any of their names
what is your favourite string on my guitar?
Eddy
i like the one you use on all those songs youve got
Andrew
cool dude
I have to go socialise in the real world
Eddy
have a nice time
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